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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Nov 2014

    10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level http://onion.com/1xBIinB pic.twitter.com/AYBynscGXD

    9:08 AM - 13 Nov 2014
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    17 replies 329 retweets 562 likes
      1. Lettsnot‏ @Lettsnot 13 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: 10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level http://onion.com/1xBIinB  pic.twitter.com/aWOtQHsXcd” #juststudiesthings

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      1.  ⭕ Fuzzicus® Innocuous ن‏ @MissFuzzball 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @RC9511 😄 Love it. I bet many really will ooh and aah, rather than putting on their Captain Obvious hats.

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      1. Alex  ♿️ 🛩‏ @alexspartz 13 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level http://onion.com/1xBIinB  pic.twitter.com/RHmBwESnpV” 😂😂

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      1. HughVandivier‏ @HughVandivier 13 Nov 2014
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        Strangely, that's above par in U.S. schools. @TheOnion http://onion.com/1xBIinB pic.twitter.com/7KXDGiADvk

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      1. mike‏ @phippsjm 17 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @djlurie sort of think math should be studied in first grade

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      1. Mark Rooney  🇬🇧& 🇨🇮 Packers 667‏ @Piper336 13 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level http://onion.com/1xBIinB  pic.twitter.com/9Odbv5G4tq” An advanced student!

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      1. Hieu Ngo‏ @hieuyngo 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I just laughed out loud!

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      1. Melody Jackson‏ @Melodypj4 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion ?

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      1. Robyn Mundy‏ @RobynMundyWYO 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @ByTimGraham Thanks Tim. Best laugh I've had all day! 👍

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      1. Dan‏ @danshaffer77 13 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level http://onion.com/1xBIinB  pic.twitter.com/1UvFwXOa6I” Altenburg

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      1. PrivilegeHealth.com‏ @PrivilegeHealth 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Average Joe chuckles.

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      1. Bob Conklin‏ @rbconklin1 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Truly amazing!

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      1. Chris‏ @RainManKTA 13 Nov 2014
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        Legend. “@TheOnion: 10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level http://onion.com/1xBIinB  pic.twitter.com/OGlvW5MXNn”

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