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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Nov 2014

    Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror http://onion.com/1xRURJC pic.twitter.com/1Jqo6MxUKn

    8:27 AM - 13 Nov 2014
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      1. Steve Easterbrook‏ @SMEasterbrook 13 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        funny! RT@TheOnion: Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror http://onion.com/1xRURJC pic.twitter.com/ePgE1SSxlU

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      1. Kendal‏ @KendalMcBurrows 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @WinniePearce 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Edward Villegas P‏ @edwardyvillegas 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @helectron jajajajajj que creatividad :)

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      1. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Can you see me mooning the other Earth?

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      1. Alex E.Chionetti‏ @chiolombus57 15 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion The real joke is thatl astronomers discoverers similar planets to our Earth every week,and remain dubious about extraterrestrails

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      1. vikramrao B Khedkar‏ @vbkhedkar 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion really

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      1. Ryan Andrew  🇨🇦‏ @_RyanAndrew 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I wonder if that planet has stupid people also... Yes. #NewEarth

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      1. Chris Brown‏ @Chris_1978brown 13 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror http://onion.com/1xRURJC  pic.twitter.com/dFdX8MuwbT”😂

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      1. Haley Gomez‏ @astrofairy 13 Nov 2014
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        @zemogle “@TheOnion: Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror http://onion.com/1xRURJC  pic.twitter.com/cN1iStRY0I”

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      1. Michael‏ @Michaeltrucker7 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion i often wonder. When i look in the mirror. Am i seeing my reflection. Or am i my reflection looking at myself. ????

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      1.  🧙🏼‍♂️Nathan Gonzales 🧙🏼‍♂️‏ @nate_gonzales13 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion this is too good 😂

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      1. Dsmash‏ @dsmashicus 13 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror http://onion.com/1xRURJC  pic.twitter.com/wIZC3yXTU1” 😂😂

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      1. Mark‏ @1hardwoodman 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @LeeBillings Somebody sure went 2 lot of trouble for a funny! Mirror should have been at mars with little green men ready 2 attack

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      1. AnonyMiss‏ @Spellbound_Anon 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion god help us if the NWO get there first... After draining earth of course :D

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      1. Zachary Bartels‏ @AuthorZBartels 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @bjnovak called and wants his joke back.

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      1. millernium‏ @millerniumtwit 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Genius. When your invaluable news service gets it right you, erm... hold a mirror up to inanity of other reporting. Or something.

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      1. Roger Moss‏ @rogeramoss 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Roy Thinnes was in the movie. Circa 1971.

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      1. Alex  ♿️ 🛩‏ @alexspartz 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion 😂😂😂😂

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