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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Nov 2014

    China Vows To Begin Aggressively Falsifying Air Pollution Numbershttp://onion.com/1BbZaFu 

    5:00 PM - 12 Nov 2014
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    20 replies 347 retweets 288 likes
      1. Ronald Raygun‏ @StanO360 12 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @allahpundit Huh? I thought the Onion wrote fake/sarcastic articles?

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      1. Juegos y los gatos!‏ @ArtrexisLives 12 Nov 2014
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        This. RT @TheOnion: China Vows To Begin Aggressively Falsifying Air Pollution Numbershttp://onion.com/1BbZaFu 

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      1. David Howard‏ @StuckInShanghai 12 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion oh man, not even satire

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      1. Lyn‏ @lyn_pdx 12 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @richardknieriem don't understand why it says it's from the onion. I thought that one was true http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/11/politics/us-china-climate-change-agreement/ …

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      1. Jeff‏ @jeffpilot1 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @BeneRevolution guarantee, China is already falsifying pollution figures.

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      1. Craig Gottwals‏ @BeneRevolution 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @stephenfhayes Deal: In Exchange for America Weakening Economic Freedom, China agrees to Begin Falsifying Pollution Numbers.

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      1. Howard Hanek‏ @HowardHanek 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @stephenfhayes I saw that too. It's all too true. We look like idiots in the eyes of the world.

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      1. Gregg Hart‏ @RGreggHart 12 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @stephenfhayes - sad part is they do not have to.

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      1. Cam Savage‏ @camsavage 12 Nov 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: China Vows To Begin Aggressively Falsifying Air Pollution Numbershttp://onion.com/1BbZaFu 

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      1. Richard Settles‏ @Rksettles 12 Nov 2014
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        @WhiteHouse "@TheOnion: China Vows To Begin Aggressively Falsifying Air Pollution Numbers http://onion.com/1BbZaFu "

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      1. *‏ @z1y2x3 12 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion is on the right path!||“@TheOnion:China Vows To Begin Aggressively Falsifying Air Pollution #s http://onion.com/1BbZaFu ”

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      1. Matt Chernos‏ @mchernos 12 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: China Vows To Begin Aggressively Falsifying Air Pollution Numbers http://onion.com/1BbZaFu ”

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      1. Gary‏ @BeverageGary 12 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: China Vows To Begin Aggressively Falsifying Air Pollution Numbers http://onion.com/1BbZaFu ” hilariously spot-on #obamaclimatedeal

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      1. pmt‏ @pmt36 12 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Still more than our (Australian) govt is willing to do! PM Abbott still believes the world is FLAT?!

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      1. McBraunie‏ @HollyAlways 12 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion amen. Meanwhile the U.S. just doesn't care...#sustainability #sad

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      1. Munso Kahn‏ @MunsoKahn 12 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion about time eh.......;)

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      1. 666‏ @KingofPolitics 12 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @stephenfhayes Idiots only make believe!

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