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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Nov 2014

    Senate Democrats Hoping To Go Out In Final Blaze Of Glory By Passing One Last Neutered Bill http://onion.com/1BbR7IN pic.twitter.com/UykCidC0LB

    3:23 PM - 12 Nov 2014
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      2. Bob Winston‏ @JordanKorah 12 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion They might as well do something else for America because the GOP is going to cut America to the bone. Only the greedy will eat.

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      3. teddy p‏ @2k_jesus 12 Nov 2014
        Replying to @JordanKorah

        @JordanKorah @TheOnion Nah we're fine the President will just veto everything. The problem is we won't get anything done

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      4. Bob Winston‏ @JordanKorah 12 Nov 2014
        Replying to @2k_jesus

        @yung_tmac The GOP made a pledge in 2008 for the president and America fail. The reason they won the midterm is stupid and racist.

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      1. Heidi Lauren Duke‏ @heilau 13 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Senate Democrats Hoping To Go Out In Final Blaze Of Glory http://onion.com/1BbR7IN  pic.twitter.com/qlq5r4fC2H” @samyoung4vt

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      1. jake madren‏ @JimmySmittsHair 13 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion love your humor, hate the whinny comments. They lost, go cry to Mommy, damn!

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      1. Emily Holtzclaw‏ @erholtzclaw 12 Nov 2014
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        Thought you guys did satire...? RT @TheOnion Senate Democrats Hoping To Go Out In Final Blaze Of Glory By Passing One Last Neutered Bill

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      1. Elijah Zarlin‏ @elijahion 12 Nov 2014
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        On KXL. @TheOnion Senate Democrats Hoping To Go Out In Final Blaze Of Glory By Passing One Last Neutered Billhttp://onion.com/1BbR7IN 

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      1. Cherie Kennedy‏ @cherkendy 12 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @kate_sheppard They should approve the Pres pick for Atty Gen while they are at it!

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