@TheOnion Perfect. Now God gets Alzheimer's.
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@TheOnion U gotta write this shit downThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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JAJAJAJA RT
@TheOnion: God Unable To Remember What Year Humanity Goes Extinct http://onion.com/1Ev0Nuh pic.twitter.com/v6v9vDJYoj”
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@TheOnion: God Unable To Remember What Year Humanity Goes Extinct http://onion.com/1Ev0Nuh pic.twitter.com/uT0rxgyQzG”
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@TheOnion Approximately 2004.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion zeus bruhThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion God can't remember because Man is determining freely his own extinction----Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He's probably just gonna play til he gets bored regardless. Wing it; and I say that with love.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: God Unable To Remember What Year Humanity Goes Extinct pic.twitter.com/rpBZ19vxjA”@BarstoolBigCat you see this?? Scary stuff huh?
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@theonion I prefer to remain an enigmaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheTweetOfGod Are you aware of this? Or did you forget that the Onion got wind of this story as well?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's ok he's old, he might has Alzheimer'sThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: God Unable To Remember What Year Humanity Goes Extinct http://onion.com/1Ev0Nuh pic.twitter.com/7OV7iy0GJd”dementia
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@TheOnion let's hope He remembers.or is it too extreme.
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@TheOnion THANKS A LOT YOU SAID GODS HATES ME THANKS A LOT I GUESS YOUR GONNA SAY NEXT THAT IAM GOING TO HELL NEXT RIGHTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's the dude from The Leftovers isn't it?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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