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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Nov 2014

    [American Voices] Obamacare Architect: Law Passed Because Of ‘Stupidity Of The American Voter’ http://onion.com/1xvidGL  #WhatDoYouThink?

    1:13 PM - 11 Nov 2014
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      1. Hawkeye005‏ @Hawkeye005 11 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane The "stupidity of voters" means "Low Information Voters." Thanks a lot Obama eunuchs. You F'd us in 2008 & 2012.

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      1. Jim Haley‏ @haley_jim 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane He speaks the truth. That's how we got the president we have too!

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      1. Diamonds Deviant‏ @darren_lay 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion This is what happens when greedy entitlement bottom feeders try to fuck the system. Happy now Assholes?

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      1. Patricia Sullivan aka Trish‏ @Seeking_Solace 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane with great detriment to myselfIInsurancecompanies will cut me from their panels,for you must kiss there ass FU OBC

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      1. Patricia Sullivan aka Trish‏ @Seeking_Solace 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane The effect on mental health professionals has been hell. A story you don't here often but I'm working on it with

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      1. Patricia Sullivan aka Trish‏ @Seeking_Solace 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Obama care has destroyed my private practice at least I was middle class now I have bill collectors up my ass.

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      1. Passion Fruit‏ @passion_fruit4U 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane So what your saying is that you didn't realize their stupidity before now.

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      1. Nick  🌊‏ @nickicomelately 12 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I'm here for all 3 of those comments

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      1. Rizzo Campbell‏ @RizzoCampbell 12 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane law passed because Congress IGNORED the American Voter!

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      1. Sarah Hutchinson‏ @SarahEHutchins 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Everything cost money people should just assume that whatever it is cost someone money

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      1. Sarah Hutchinson‏ @SarahEHutchins 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Anytime something like a Healthcare acted is made it's going to cost money....

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      2. mogadishu‏ @mogadishoe 11 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane ridiculous statement if there was ever one! Congress voted ACA and POTUS signed off on it!

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      3. Jonathan Parry‏ @Pillznarry 13 Nov 2014
        Replying to @mogadishoe

        @mogadishoe see beyond your own biases. Ok? Jesus, you liberal freaks are beyond lost... @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

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      4. mogadishu‏ @mogadishoe 13 Nov 2014
        Replying to @Pillznarry

        @Pillznarry @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane look who's talking about biases! You Jesus freak!

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      5. Jonathan Parry‏ @Pillznarry 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @mogadishoe

        @mogadishoe I'm not a Christian. Or biased. I'm willing to bet you're a lib. And biased though. 😂😭 @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

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      1. Roy Noe‏ @AshsCrayons 11 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well.. They Didn't Know He Didn't Know. @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

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      1. Melanie‏ @SuperKurdapya 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion *groan*

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