@TheOnion Once again satire is lost on the Internet. Often the misguided responses are funnier than the original article.
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@TheOnion all the weirdos come out wen u guys post things like this im hidingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that is a truly sad and dark beliefThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ....even while knowing the possible torture awaits. That is why she wasn't brave. She saw adversity and ran away from it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If those marines chose to commit suicide, we would not consider them brave. They'd be cowards for not facing the adversity.......Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Fight which leads to death on battlefield or capture and probable torture to death. The other option is suicide.....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can't help but get the feeling this is a bit cynical. Take for ex a marine squad surrounded. They have 2 options available: ....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What's this "he" thing? Who decided "God" has a gender?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Funny stuffThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "cancer is gods playground" sounds like some obscure industrial noise albumThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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