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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Nov 2014

    In Commentary: http://onion.com/11eFFw4 pic.twitter.com/69Z76lhg9l

    9:15 AM - 11 Nov 2014
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    • David Popiden Amber Rose Harbeck Honey Singh Jehad Broderick Sylvain Verstricht Mel suffocation is spooky Flower Number 6 Jim McDermott
    11 replies 70 retweets 118 likes
      1. Chris LeDrew‏ @ChrisLeDrew 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Once again satire is lost on the Internet. Often the misguided responses are funnier than the original article.

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      1. Dallas MacDermant‏ @theSupremeRk9s 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion all the weirdos come out wen u guys post things like this im hiding

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      1. brocktober‏ @brbrbrock 11 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Commentary: http://onion.com/11eFFw4  pic.twitter.com/3vISugPchS” Perfect

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      1. Mary Margaret‏ @marymschoice 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion that is a truly sad and dark belief

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      1. Darrin Federspill‏ @xxDFed117xx 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion ....even while knowing the possible torture awaits. That is why she wasn't brave. She saw adversity and ran away from it.

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      1. Darrin Federspill‏ @xxDFed117xx 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion If those marines chose to commit suicide, we would not consider them brave. They'd be cowards for not facing the adversity.......

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      1. Darrin Federspill‏ @xxDFed117xx 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Fight which leads to death on battlefield or capture and probable torture to death. The other option is suicide.....

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      1. Darrin Federspill‏ @xxDFed117xx 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I can't help but get the feeling this is a bit cynical. Take for ex a marine squad surrounded. They have 2 options available: ....

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      1. Bronwen Jones‏ @BronJonesNZ 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion What's this "he" thing? Who decided "God" has a gender?

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      1. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Funny stuff

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      1.  🅱️oolin Perspective‏ @stinkyfreshdude 11 Nov 2014
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        .@TheOnion "cancer is gods playground" sounds like some obscure industrial noise album

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