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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Nov 2014

    "He made us. He deserves a little fun." http://onion.com/11eDTv5 pic.twitter.com/JPkP2BcwGR

    9:05 AM - 11 Nov 2014
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      1. Mike Ashton‏ @mikeash609 11 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane How do people become so brainwashed by religion. A perfect example of what's wrong with the world.

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      1. idiotboy‏ @systmbraika 11 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "He made us. He deserves a little fun." http://onion.com/11eDTv5  pic.twitter.com/IIViVmOQBx”

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      2. Gene Spafford‏ @TheRealSpaf 11 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "He made us. He deserves a little fun." http://onion.com/11eDTv5  pic.twitter.com/KCjdj4DFcW”

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      1. Chip Fields‏ @chipfields 13 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane her last line: "it’ll all be over eventually." Actually, it will never end.

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      1. Kirsti‏ @GingerQueen_ 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion or this one @tiaharestad @alinaharestad

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      1. Ian Moules‏ @IanMoules 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Is this the caring God? @HPluckrose

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      1. Debra Ann Butler‏ @especialydark1 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion That Bitch Mad

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      1. ...‏ @SciAndy 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane @ObiWanHoeBlowMe

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      1. ...‏ @SciAndy 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane @daFakeSlim

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      1. Ankur Tiwari‏ @Ankur_tiwari2 15 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion we so do the people in question

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      1. Passion Fruit‏ @passion_fruit4U 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Sure...why not

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      1. Jeffrey Hargrove‏ @JeffreyHargrove 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane #I said the seething about my Ex.

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      1. Roberta LemboBoerger‏ @robertaboerger 12 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Oh please, we are kinder to our animals, when they are in pain we put them to sleep. At least a human make the final decision.

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      1. Abobakr Shawkat‏ @Scorpianking50 12 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Bravo! At last a reasonable opinion! A right to die... what a dangerous turn, has nobody considered the negative implications?

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      1. Mark Krueger‏ @Krueger911Mark 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @LinBrehmer

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      1. mark strickland‏ @strick30 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Max Mitchell Newman‏ @mnewman5700 11 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Please RT In honor of their service to our country Help a Vet join the workforce today #VetAssist ://tinyurl.com/k6oqf6p

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      1. Ashlee Suprisa‏ @ashlee_jenkies 11 Nov 2014
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        HAHAHAAHHA brilliant “@TheOnion: "He made us. He deserves a little fun." http://onion.com/11eDTv5  pic.twitter.com/x9sPZzn8Nj”

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