@TheOnion Mary Jane would help this particular situation
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haha! This is me “
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@TheOnion @Kalgharaballi
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane Too soon Seth

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@TheOnion: Man Has No Idea What To Do With Visiting Friend Between Meals http://onion.com/1xpRGtm pic.twitter.com/RWwL2EPHHk" been there, buddy
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@TheOnion: Man Has No Idea What To Do With Visiting Friend Between Meals http://onion.com/1xpRGtm pic.twitter.com/ohw22tQvfk” sooo true!!!
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane. SEX burn those calories off! Hook him up!:-PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My problems exactly!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hits close to home. RT
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@TheOnion: Man Has No Idea What To Do With Visiting Friend Between Meals http://onion.com/1xpRGtm pic.twitter.com/cFG39jw2wB” constant struggle
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane so what to do lol....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane beer, doobie~ get over it
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