@TheOnion Like when she has insurance and you need dental work?!
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@TheOnion Only with prenup that says sex only once every two weeks at mostThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "The decision to spend your life with someone is frequently made under duress.” Happened to me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @kdubarren the only way Larry would marry me!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Choose cubic zirconia! “
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@TheOnion why don't more couples just cohabitat? Thats more fun and so much less paper work - marriage is too stressful!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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