@TheOnion Oh, I wish this wasn't satire....
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@TheOnion That's what I just said!
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@TheOnion If only this were true how much improved the US would be.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ohhhh, if only it were true!!!! Shouldn't tease us like that, y'all!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: "Try to look at it from my point of view. I have no reason to live." http://onion.com/1zHDZcF pic.twitter.com/hIYfe5ECQX” ??
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@TheOnion He has at least 5 more affairs left in him.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion his head is too self important to ever believe this. So sadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yeah me tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why does this have to be fake?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if only it was true!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: "Try to look at it from my point of view. I have no reason to live." http://onion.com/1zHDZcF pic.twitter.com/MHUmpgXH9r”
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@TheOnion wow. Is funny. Very funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've been waiting to hear those words from RushThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Everything Midas touched turned to gold but he died of starvation. Rush should open a chain of soup kitchens & serve the needyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Damn! Was giddy until I saw The Onion byline....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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