@TheOnion twin beds are the obamacare of marriage
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@TheOnion You lost all believability when starting with "Ted Cruz' wife.." -
@Robospawn@TheOnion HIS WIFE PROBABLY DOESN'T SLEEP WITH HIM. MAYBE PUSHED TOGETHER FOR 3 WAY WITH BOEHNER & MITCH MCCONNELL.
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@climatesolitair “@TheOnion: Ted Cruz’s Wife Shudders After Noticing Twin Beds Pushed Together http://onion.com/1u2gHeg pic.twitter.com/onZiJlgUUE
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Impeccable. RT
@TheOnion: Ted Cruz’s Wife Shudders After Noticing Twin Beds Pushed Together http://onion.com/1u2gHeg pic.twitter.com/2XchfYHPc7
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@TheOnion laughed out loud , like a Fran Dresher laugh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AugustLady241 I'd shudder too. He's wearing eye makeup.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion loooooooool... "I Love Lucy". XDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BurekSteve She's scared that they're going to be cast in a 1950s sitcom?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Run Mrs. Cruz, RUN!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's not funny... Just mean.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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With good reason! Stay in DC this weekend, Ted! We're all good at home!
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@TheOnion he celebrated election night with onions on his burger with fries & Budweiser - next to go is that jug-eared thugThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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