“@TheOnion:45% OfAll Randomly Paired Freshman Roommates Now At Breaking Point http://onion.com/10zLJy0 pic.twitter.com/7GxfURE7Er” @Infinite_lexx
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“@TheOnion:45% OfAll Randomly Paired Freshman Roommates Now At Breaking Point http://onion.com/10zLJy0 pic.twitter.com/7GxfURE7Er” @Infinite_lexx
@TheOnion @comfortgoth
@TheOnion @aepozsik a good thing you live at home, or you would be already broken.
“@TheOnion: 45% Of All Randomly Paired Freshman Roommates At Breaking Point http://onion.com/10zLJy0 pic.twitter.com/mafCHcJZfw” @benjaminswan21
@Loganmurray16 @TheOnion maybe if u didn't leave ur smelly hockey gear in the room. oh wait.
@TheOnion The data on paired freshmen roommates may mislead. Is the "breaking point" from random pairing or just growing up?
“@TheOnion: Report: 45% Of All Randomly Paired Freshman Roommates Now At Breaking Point http://onion.com/10zLJy0 pic.twitter.com/C1M6fKsUmX”lol
@TheOnion imagine being in a quad...PMS x 4


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