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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Nov 2014

    It Unclear Which Half Of Couple Settling http://onion.com/1zAZXOx pic.twitter.com/oELMIAmifv

    12:33 PM - 7 Nov 2014
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    • Jonathan Wight BRA Jack! Jack? Jack. The Shogun of Sorrow Sara Latini marianliz Aneesh Karve Doug Buchanan slick
    13 replies 216 retweets 399 likes
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      2. jalb‏ @jalbus 7 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        why is this photo perfect? RT @TheOnion: It Unclear Which Half Of Couple Settling http://onion.com/1zAZXOx pic.twitter.com/8Vesas7iqS

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Hester Prynne‏ @ladyroue 7 Nov 2014
        Replying to @jalbus

        @jalbus @TheOnion 😂 I died too.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. D. Hell. Mayfield‏ @d_l_mayfield 7 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion did you receive permission to use this photo? i know the couple in this picture and am concerned about privacy rights.

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      1. Chris Creel‏ @chriscreel 7 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion It or It's tho?

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      2. Lucas Muller‏ @lucaswmuller 7 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion I went to college (@multnomahu) with them!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. D. Hell. Mayfield‏ @d_l_mayfield 7 Nov 2014
        Replying to @lucaswmuller

        @lucaswmuller @TheOnion i'm concerned that the couple in this picture did not give their express permission for the image to be used. not ok

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Lucas Muller‏ @lucaswmuller 7 Nov 2014
        Replying to @d_l_mayfield

        @d_l_mayfield @TheOnion rumors that the photographer sold it on istock.

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      5. D. Hell. Mayfield‏ @d_l_mayfield 7 Nov 2014
        Replying to @lucaswmuller

        @lucaswmuller who was the photographer? @TheOnion

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      6. Lucas Muller‏ @lucaswmuller 7 Nov 2014
        Replying to @d_l_mayfield

        @d_l_mayfield @TheOnion Nate:http://www.istockphoto.com/photo/young-couple-2400426?st=fe386a3 …

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Tom‏ @CrashTestTom 7 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This couple are Romanian love birds, stella on right is confused about true femininity of relationship, boris likes facial hair

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      1. BDJinCO‏ @DissidentBiker 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @Bookwormdearlor she can do better

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      1. Rebel By Nature‏ @JDPPoetry 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Learn how to talk...

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      1. FergieFresh24‏ @FergieFresh24 7 Nov 2014
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        “@BearFilth @TheOnion: It Unclear Which Half Of Couple Settling http://onion.com/1zAZXOx  pic.twitter.com/8ECacyOmt7”

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      2. Jackie Tellier‏ @JackieTellier 7 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: It Unclear Which Half Of Couple Settling http://onion.com/1zAZXOx  pic.twitter.com/a3WX8MdVfI” @mauracote17

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      3. OrangeyPeach‏ @orangey_peach 7 Nov 2014
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        @JackieTellier @TheOnion @mauracote17

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      1. Kanji is Straight, Actually  👻 👻‏ @KanjiLikesBoys 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion She is

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      1. kevin yuliawan‏ @kevinyuliawan 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion the guy. def

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