@TheOnion I bet that hippo will claim it didn't even know it was pregnant.
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@TheOnion I knew that Hippo was a total slut.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Later to find out that the diaphragm she was using was actually a frisbee.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OH, mother HIPPO. I was worried for a second.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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