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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Nov 2014

    CNN Holds Morning Meeting To Decide What Viewers Should Panic About For Rest Of Day http://onion.com/1osHwHU pic.twitter.com/74ogbFkCLh

    11:13 AM - 7 Nov 2014
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      1. Drew Hanson‏ @johnnyreb1864 28 Nov 2014
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        Via @TheOnion: CNN Holds Morning Meeting To Decide What Viewers Should Panic.. http://onion.com/1osHwHU  pic.twitter.com/Kj6xi3zoDi @LSUJEFF

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      1. noodle‏ @yournoodleface 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion can we change this to fox news?

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      1. Silence Dogood II  ❌‏ @DogoodII 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @Snap_Politics Snap_P U R Awesome. TY. A few more on media stuff lol. Need to fix before 2016. They r lyingpic.twitter.com/GajOTu4utH

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      1. Lifelong Educator‏ @ConsultantATL 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @BexaRaven Show Wolf Blitzer dancing at a local club. Will definitely scare people.

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      2. Jon Hartmann‏ @jonhartmannjazz 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @bonapart100 I've got it! here's the story. Obama is using drones to drop Ebola on ISIS

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      1. Drew Hanson‏ @johnnyreb1864 28 Nov 2014
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        Via @TheOnion: CNN Holds Morning Meeting To Decide What Viewers Should Panic..http://onion.com/1osHwHU  pic.twitter.com/Kj6xi3zoDi @Fingersflying

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      1. Drew Hanson‏ @johnnyreb1864 28 Nov 2014
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        Via @TheOnion: CNN Holds Morning Meeting To Decide What Viewers Should Panic.http://onion.com/1osHwHU  pic.twitter.com/Kj6xi3zoDi @jimmylemons

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      1. AZmeltingpot‏ @SaguaroPete 9 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @PeterCorbett1 I think they found the answer, and a small town in Brazil with a familiar name. This is CNN!pic.twitter.com/NqIK6c6CNB

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      1. Lisa Young‏ @lisasellsla 8 Nov 2014
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      1. Proud Nationalist‏ @allen1006 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion probably going to hold fund raiser for #MichaelBrown mothers bail-or did they forget to mention she was arrested for Armed Robbery

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      1. Race Traitor‏ @ms_msmarshas 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Dish Tav has dropped them, never have to glance upon face of @wolfblitzer again, thankfully.

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      1. DeannaGreenEyes ♐ ✌‏ @DeannaZed 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion They fear the truth. And their own shadow

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      1. Gerry 🌐‏ @gerrmex 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion can't this be true about all the major news networks?

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      1. Jamie Cherry‏ @JamieCherry2 7 Nov 2014
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        @matt19020 "@TheOnion: CNN Holds Morning Meeting To Decide What Viewers Should Panic About For Rest Of Day http://onion.com/1osHwHU "

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      1. Darren Domek‏ @drdukejr 7 Nov 2014
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      1. Pixel Maestro‏ @Pixelmaestro 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Does wonder 4 Healthcare & Pharmaceutical advertisers revenue CNN Holds Morning Meeting 2 Decide What Viewers Should Panic about

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      1. Scott Lamond‏ @RealScottLamond 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Eventually they pick the evil Republican plan to continue to allow Liberal Women to abort their children.

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