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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Nov 2014

    In Focus: Keira Knightley Answers Fan Letter Way Too Quickly http://onion.com/1u6CwJB pic.twitter.com/pznNHAAtdL

    8:06 AM - 7 Nov 2014
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    • Moon Dong the Autumn Webb Amanda I. Greene Abadin Rani ⋆ Keira Knightley ben Colin burke Brandon Schlong
    15 replies 131 retweets 200 likes
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      2. Home Bunch‏ @HomeBunch 7 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Cry me a river! What a big problem he got in his hands! Gee... "5 minutes of fame", much?

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      3. literally just the past 2 years‏ @winnersusedrugs 7 Nov 2014
        Replying to @HomeBunch

        @HomeBunch @TheOnion It's really fun watching the reactions from people who don't realize The Onion is a parody site.

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      1. Sal‏ @farquaaddd 7 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Keira Knightley Answers Fan Letter Way Too Quickly http://onion.com/1u6CwJB  pic.twitter.com/Gj25kYOLpz” @Laura_magee44

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      1. jonathan‏ @hungrypoop 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion im crying lmfao

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      1. s.s. lark‏ @louiedadawg 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion how about she is very polite!

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      1. David Mooers‏ @dmooers7 7 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Keira Knightley Answers Fan Letter Way Too Quickly http://onion.com/1u6CwJB  pic.twitter.com/KW43VQbnVg” @PantalaNagaPmpa 😂😂😂

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      1. Sam Tawfik‏ @samtawfik 7 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Keira Knightley Answers Fan Letter Way Too Quickly http://onion.com/1u6CwJB  pic.twitter.com/o0a1ISABMV” - Classic!

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      1. C W‏ @Your_Grace_ 7 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Keira Knightley Answers Fan Letter Way Too Quickly http://onion.com/1u6CwJB  pic.twitter.com/q9ytJkkEYd”😂😂😝This is brilliant!

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      1. Jasminka H‏ @yazzi_JH 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion this is fantastic!

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      1. winds of whimsy‏ @hopesandrea1 7 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Keira Knightley Answers Fan Letter Way Too Quickly http://onion.com/1u6CwJB  pic.twitter.com/wxgFuW9gon” omg yes

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      1. Tasha Glass‏ @annannxo 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion "lavender-scented" ( details, details ) LOL, I love it. Damn fool..!!

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      1. Hungry Fillbe‏ @HungryFillbe 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I'm sure there's some irony or something in there, but I liked reading it just at face value :)

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      2. Josh Stone‏ @Josh_C_Stone 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @clifgriffin I thought this was you for over 3 seconds.

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      3. Clifton Griffin‏ @clifgriffin 7 Nov 2014
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        @josh_c_stone @theonion Jane Austen didn't write enough books to keep her busy.

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      1. Carol ❤️Palestine‏ @CarolHakios 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Hahaha! Hilarious! Good one Onion.

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      1. Mark Nagi‏ @MarkNagi 7 Nov 2014
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        This is awesome. RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Keira Knightley Answers Fan Letter Way Too Quickly http://onion.com/1u6CwJB pic.twitter.com/UZKYHwBoxS

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      1. sawseegirl‏ @sawseegirl 7 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion hhmmm--pretty strange

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