“@TheOnion: Vacationing Secretary Of Homeland Security Asks Neighbor To Keep Eye On Nation Over Weekend http://onion.com/1uxQl5c ” @Debwilker
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@TheOnion Unfortunately that neighbor was Mexico, and they were drunk.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion here are the keys to the nation, neighbor. Just make sure it's gassed up when I return.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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