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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Nov 2014

    Morbidly Curious Nation Wondering How Far Obama’s Appearance Will Deteriorate In 2 Years http://onion.com/1x4JjG2 pic.twitter.com/RrSB3Mcv6Q

    1:05 PM - 5 Nov 2014
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      1. CleanEarthNow‏ @spellblinding 5 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @loveorchid77 You sucked the life out of yourselves, DEMs by turning your back on this Man. I'm not forgetting it.NEVER, EVER SOBs

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      1.  👻 extra spooky homo  🏳️‍🌈‏ @ChristaVoirol 5 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @iisypooo

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      1. El ojo estrábico‏ @OjO_estrabico 5 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Hey! Are you still celebrating on Halloween?

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      1. Karmuzzabich‏ @SteWack 5 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Didn't I see his picture on a bag of rice?

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      1. karen‏ @kara_m_46 5 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion what stress can wreak on a body 😕

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      2. danielle‏ @dallysond 5 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fresh cut tho “@TheOnion: Morbidly Curious Nation Wondering How Far Obama’s Appearance Will Deteriorate In 2 Years pic.twitter.com/Lc1cN7zGxp”

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      3. Louis Famicom‏ @AutoAmes 5 Nov 2014
        Replying to @dallysond

        @dochitalinda @TheOnion shame he's only half black, he didn't get the part that don't crack

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      1. Jay Barone‏ @JayBarone519 5 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion It's like "The Picture of Dorian Gray" in real time. Every Republican win yesterday caused a little more decay.....

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      1. Redhead 🧜‍♀️Mermaid‏ @MischievousLiz 5 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion NAH, pot's legal in DC now, he'll smoke one, hit a few balls, smoke a few more, hit a few more **it's all good** @stephenkruiser

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      1. Sarah Aikins‏ @aikins_sarah 5 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Stop your hateful remarks

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      1. Russell Ellis‏ @mut122 5 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I think the American people have realized what they did 2 him & the shame will B even worse as time goes on & it sinks in.

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      1. Kristof Pawelek‏ @awesome_Kristof 5 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Yeah it will deteriorate within the next two years, because the republicans have been voted into senate in most of states

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      1. Rawan Harirah‏ @rawanharirah 5 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion the republican domination spiked his blood pressure

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      1. CleanEarthNow‏ @spellblinding 5 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @loveorchid77 A democrat looking for votes? my opinion will be the same as always. He is going to remain Great, a white man 67yr

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      1. Mark Butterfield‏ @butty1972 5 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion To be honest, I'd just kick back for two years, drink some beers, play some call of duty.. Whatever.

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      1. Catherine Antuono‏ @Cantuono 5 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion LOL it's a had job these days.

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      1. Kelsey Potter‏ @harpsynthe 5 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion honestly all i could stare at during the address was how white his hair has gone...i know this is a joke, but...

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