“@TheOnion: CON: You and your dealer would slowly drift apart http://onion.com/1s4NauT pic.twitter.com/caHKmWc6Qg” Had me in tears after 1st point
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“@TheOnion: CON: You and your dealer would slowly drift apart http://onion.com/1s4NauT pic.twitter.com/caHKmWc6Qg” Had me in tears after 1st point
@Mitchell_Meyer the $80 for and eight part made me snort I think. It’s so fucking true. Ugh. #BrokeAssNigga
“@TheOnion: CON: You and your dealer would slowly drift apart http://onion.com/1s4NauT pic.twitter.com/50wXeemlTw”this is hilarious 
@GottiCM15 @TheOnion fuckin Terry smh
“@TheOnion: CON: You and your dealer would slowly drift apart#forgottheconversation
@TheOnion If we legalize Marijuana, It can lead to catastrophe. Marijuana, In my opinion, should only be used for medical use.
@TheOnion hello wall street drop all my energy stocks I need to get into snack foods stat!
@TheOnion can still toke &grow clones together.Not all change is good; improvement requires change. Now 'hand me a cola' is sugar free nug.
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