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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Nov 2014

    Top Story: 4 Angels Banished From Heaven For Attempting To Unionize http://onion.com/1qam2Lr pic.twitter.com/WOvXpeKDHu

    8:30 AM - 1 Nov 2014
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    20 replies 379 retweets 400 likes
      1. christopher smith‏ @christophersmit 1 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion He didn't get to be CEO of the Universe through bargaining collectively...

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      1. Joe Hollenbach‏ @JoeHollenbach 1 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Top Story: 4 Angels Banished From Heaven For Attempting To Unionize http://onion.com/1qam2Lr  pic.twitter.com/4XZCJAizfx” hilarious

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      1. Michael Brady‏ @michaelb8309 2 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @Justinsweh Word is The Old Man was a tough boss.

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      1. Ahab‏ @Ahab_Of_Gilead 1 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @Justinsweh The Almighty plans to recruit scabs from Purgatory? How unethical!

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      1. T Lynn Picon‏ @LaBelleChien 1 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion If they'd have come to Virginia, God would have shown them the video about how workers don't need" unions",management luvs u!

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      1. Avery Lyons‏ @avery7364 1 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Top Story: 4 Angels Banished From Heaven For Attempting To Unionize http://onion.com/1qam2Lr  pic.twitter.com/Z4WZLECdM9” @TELoudin

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      1. K.C.‏ @DocKCB 1 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Top Story: 4 Angels Banished From Heaven For Attempting To Unionize http://onion.com/1qam2Lr  pic.twitter.com/JnZzb6mlY3”

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      1. pvjSciPhD‏ @pvjSci 1 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @UAW4121 new recruits!

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      1. Pete Weisell‏ @Newtonianphysic 1 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Tammany Hall next?

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      1. A full name‏ @truthiseverall 1 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Also the destiny of organized crime.

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      1. C-Tay‏ @TheRyanLTaylor 1 Nov 2014
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        LOL “@TheOnion: Top Story: 4 Angels Banished From Heaven For Attempting To Unionize http://onion.com/1qam2Lr  pic.twitter.com/kTQoJC0rN7”

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      1. TweetyBynn‏ @TweetyBynn 1 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion please share and support josh who lost everything in a fire and is in critical condition in LondonON http://www.gofundme.com/justice4joshuaa?fb_action_ids=10152572781826478&fb_action_types=og.shares&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B523010857802260%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.shares%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D …

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      1. BETA Pictoris Bilbao‏ @BPictorisBilbao 1 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Which explains why unions are not good.

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      1. Michael_Rose‏ @Michael_Rose 1 Nov 2014
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        Jimmy Hoffa? RT @TheOnion: Top Story: 4 Angels Banished From Heaven For Attempting To Unionize http://onion.com/1qam2Lr pic.twitter.com/WGedCYn8Un

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      1. Courtney Lovett‏ @shrtnylove 1 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Top Story: 4 Angels Banished From Heaven For Attempting To Unionize http://onion.com/1qam2Lr  pic.twitter.com/rsHZ1EdHz5” @McLovin823

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      1. Said Arikat‏ @SMArikat 1 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Well, What do expect when Angels under the cover of white wings were actually hatching a communist plot?

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