@TheOnion don't i fuuuuucking know it
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@leestarr4@TheOnion: 80% Of Traffic Accidents Caused By Drivers Gawking At Shirtless Hunks http://onion.com/13peyzc pic.twitter.com/at8nrLIGde
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion@jHaugen127 totally true, I had to replace my bumper because I saw Jon on the sidewalkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
“
@TheOnion: Report: 80% Of All Traffic Accidents Caused By Drivers Gawking At Shirtless Hunks"@JoePGorman and I are sorry@ladiesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion This is exactly what happened to@pursedreams todayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@undeployed >80% on San Vicente circa 2008 MT@TheOnion 80% Of Accidents Caused By Drivers Gawking At Shirtless Hunkshttp://onion.com/13peyzcThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion@VictoriaGP96 Tori- be careful!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
“
@TheOnion: Report: 80% Of All Traffic Accidents Caused By Drivers Gawking At Shirtless Hunks http://onion.com/13peyzc pic.twitter.com/MdcGN2ngzq”
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion Karl Pilkington - Bullshit Man says it best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lRIQGU2RRk …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion good thing I can never cause car accidents...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion I apologize for nothingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion that#Seinfeld episode. "Been practicing for twenty years, and you're listening to a caddy!"#publicflauntingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion I WOULD GAWK THATThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion *Sigh*. Were there only so many shirtless hunks. Reality is shirtless lunks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

