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@TheOnion lmao that lube one, god damn onionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion doesn't packing razors in the anus conflict with the lube or does the lube also prevent tissue tears from the razors?#analrazorsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion IT'S HALLOWEEN!!! Get your Ebola pumpkin stencil here! --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJU46FNgm2w …#Halloween#Ebola#Stencil#PumpkinThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Too much / BoooooooooooooooooooooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Someone, somewhere, some lunatic right now is saying to themselves 'Hey! Yeah!'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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