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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Oct 2014

    In Focus: Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexican http://onion.com/1tVQLC1 pic.twitter.com/5smCR54UC7

    1:46 PM - 30 Oct 2014
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      1. A Cat Named Bitches‏ @BitchestheCat 30 Oct 2014
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        No tacos. The horror, the horror. RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexicanpic.twitter.com/AygOuvQWXN

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      1.  🐜‏ @boilingeye 30 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexican http://onion.com/1tVQLC1  pic.twitter.com/nhGB2oOaCj” @olivia_roybal

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      1. Tyler Danna‏ @TyDanna 30 Oct 2014
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        @geatchespeaches “@TheOnion: In Focus: Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexican http://onion.com/1tVQLC1  pic.twitter.com/zzx6gnooAN”

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      1. JB‏ @J_Buenger 30 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexican http://onion.com/1tVQLC1  pic.twitter.com/W7mtlpZWY6” Pat Miller?

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      1. Beulah‏ @_K_Geezy 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion our hearts go out to those devastated by this tragedy.

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      1. cac‏ @caltoncac 30 Oct 2014
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        @ma_calton “@TheOnion: In Focus: Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexican http://onion.com/1tVQLC1  pic.twitter.com/UUNFmTU5rM”

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      1. stacey dash‏ @staceydash38 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @hershaelyorkhttp://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/battle-of-armageddon/ …

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      1. stacey dash‏ @staceydash38 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @hershaelyorkhttp://www.jw.org/en/publications/books/good-news-from-god/who-is-god/video-gods-name/ …

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      1. Landy‏ @minimemo01 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion hahaha I'm dying!!! Gotta check this place out in Scranton!!!

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      2. Debbie Lozano‏ @DebbieLozano3 30 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexican http://onion.com/1tVQLC1  pic.twitter.com/PfHjZY0TD7” @KimLanders2 haha! 💃

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      3. Kim Landers‏ @KimLanders2 30 Oct 2014
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        @DebbieLozano3 this is HILARIOUS! People amaze me. Simply amaze me.

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      2. Christy Siwak‏ @csiwak57 30 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexican http://onion.com/1tVQLC1  pic.twitter.com/jRb2iFN0za” @7BowlsOfWrath genius

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      3. El Basco‏ @7BowlsOfWrath 30 Oct 2014
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        @csiwak57 yeah this is funny...haha

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      1. Katherine Mach‏ @Kahnlynn 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Tee hee.

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      2. Jackson McGrath‏ @Jackson_McGrath 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @DigitecJack

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      3. Jack McGrath‏ @DigitecJack 30 Oct 2014
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        @Jackson_McGrath this was awesome!

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      1. Nad‏ @theminesoforme 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion so do the still serve hot sauce?

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