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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Oct 2014

    In Focus: R.L. Stine Reveals Slappy From Night Of The Living Dummy Was Gay http://onion.com/1tUBUb9 pic.twitter.com/m4paiDqOIE

    9:59 AM - 30 Oct 2014
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    • 🤖 D. SpookyMan🎃 Chris Hutton the News Nerd Dr_Hilarius laura eeek! reineke 🕷️ michael the red  Nat Nat Danielle Sanzone a skull.
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      2. Harrison Chevalier‏ @harrisonchevy 30 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: R.L. Stine Reveals Slappy From Night Of The Living Dummy Was Gay http://onion.com/1tUBUb9  pic.twitter.com/Y2rKgTW1xO”

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      3. Harrison Chevalier‏ @harrisonchevy 30 Oct 2014
        Replying to @harrisonchevy

        @willnour @zmartin19 that retweet

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      1. Jacob Kamuf‏ @MuffingtonPost 30 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: R.L. Stine Reveals Slappy From Night Of The Living Dummy Was Gay http://onion.com/1tUBUb9  pic.twitter.com/9uNEfDNdV2” @JonathonKamuf

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      1. RED HERRING‏ @E36_Fabio 30 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: R.L. Stine Reveals Slappy From Night Of The Living Dummy Was Gay http://onion.com/1tUBUb9  pic.twitter.com/WnNpujeaxc” lmaooo

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      1. Baja Blake‏ @la_blakers1 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @GBOE13

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      1. David Salter‏ @CoachSalterPC 30 Oct 2014
        Replying to @jcorrr24

        @jcorrr24 @TheOnion hahah I know!! Even more reason for you to be scared of slappy😉

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      1. CB Daugherty‏ @CBDaugherty 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Bold move considering the the significant overlap between dummies and homophobia

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      1. Big Pase‏ @joshthejoshy 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @Skeletontiger_ le trol

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      1. Valente Ochoa Jr. 💬‏ @valenteochoajr 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion I KNEW IT!!!!

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      1. Thorne Brandt‏ @thornebrandt 30 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: R.L. Stine Reveals Slappy From Night Of The Living Dummy Was Gay http://onion.com/1tUBUb9  pic.twitter.com/k9hEIFp1N3”

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      1. Wesley Nisbett‏ @wcn23 30 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: R.L. Stine Reveals Slappy From Night Of The Living Dummy Was Gay http://onion.com/1tUBUb9  pic.twitter.com/M1pdukQweQ” Called it.

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      1. Adam Woznicki‏ @Woziszeus 30 Oct 2014
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        Yes! Slappy!!!! RT @TheOnion: R.L. Stine Reveals Slappy From Night Of The Living Dummy Was Gay http://onion.com/1tUBUb9 pic.twitter.com/BN8J9g6L0o

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      1. Preston Crompton‏ @crompres 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion transcends the normal straight evil dummy. Slappy was the first gay dummy. Groundbreaking

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      1. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion what about his brother, Spanky?

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      1. Nikola Jokic for MVP‏ @tarheelsmiley 30 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: R.L. Stine Reveals Slappy From Night Of The Living Dummy Was Gay http://onion.com/1tUBUb9  pic.twitter.com/u0DzMQtBPV”KNEW IT

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      1. Nakesia Saulsberry‏ @sydaus43 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion that doll thing looks creepy and evil

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