@TheOnion now the magic is in his pants ;)
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@jerzygirl45 Ha! I don't actually know the ex-virgin, but I wish him well!!!
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@TheOnion@JustinRYoung Lol, I thought this meant Magic as in the card game.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @chadbad25Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@brandonrifkin This one is an old fave.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Simultaneously lost his chin?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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