“@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1zg8t5g pic.twitter.com/vra94X3JBz” I drink 5 cups a day and sleep like baby Jesus, get on my level.
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“@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1zg8t5g pic.twitter.com/vra94X3JBz” I drink 5 cups a day and sleep like baby Jesus, get on my level.


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Reminds me of a delicate woman I know, @stephthefarmer :-) "@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1zg8t5g pic.twitter.com/thcnrkGr61"
“@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1zg8t5g pic.twitter.com/KItMMU4Qrr”
My autobiography??
Yes, but I had green tea. :( “@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1zg8t5g pic.twitter.com/sT4e5C19TN”
“@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1zg8t5g pic.twitter.com/jOVtuNTVFK” Me every time I drink
after 2.
“@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1zg8t5g pic.twitter.com/g8msCWRl2o” me
“@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1zg8t5g pic.twitter.com/vn3uzvIltZ” This is something I often experience. I am a poor delicate flower!
@TheOnion please follow boatsie.
“@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1zg8t5g pic.twitter.com/8YvzERwWfG” I am a delicate little man.
“@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1zg8t5g pic.twitter.com/kE4VEHbPai” so true it'll keep me awake tonight.
78% of Americans are heavy caffeine consumers #thankyouStarbucks “@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1zg8t5g pic.twitter.com/2p3igzrar4”
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