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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Oct 2014

    How Ebola Quarantine Works http://onion.com/1tj14gO pic.twitter.com/TuE77g2tFf

    10:58 AM - 29 Oct 2014
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    • flower kind jbeef Kurtis Beck Sarah Will Larcenaire mikebroberg Jay G Nick Park Brendan Rasor
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      1. Tyler McKay‏ @mckay_921 29 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: How Ebola Quarantine Works http://onion.com/1tj14gO  pic.twitter.com/AqMSYPNJgm”@AtteberryK

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      1. 1 Froggy Evening‏ @1FroggyEvening 29 Oct 2014
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        Please call Gov Christie's office & demand he b quarantined 4 having signs of Lymphatic filariasis.Public in danger! @TheOnion #elephantitus

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      1. kati komulainen‏ @KatiKomulainen 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion this is like escape #Berlin

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      1. Angel Aviles‏ @Angel_Aviles21 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion they turn you into a Gummy person.

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      1. Cyndi Springer‏ @clouspringer 29 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: How Ebola Quarantine Works http://onion.com/1tj14gO  pic.twitter.com/qkqwQ7EjPA”

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      1. DrCity‏ @ZAFARY04 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Jack Gilliat‏ @jackgilliat 29 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: How Ebola Quarantine Works http://onion.com/1tj14gO  pic.twitter.com/gGzGI2zotc” @simongilliat @sarahyuen @meghan_nicole22

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      1. Skrillbo Swagginz‏ @ThePrinceKiani 29 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: How Ebola Quarantine Works http://onion.com/1tj14gO  pic.twitter.com/oqQZbaxquw” lmfao

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      2. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion I heard of someone w/out Ebola in Unlawful Quarantine Started watching Fox News straight from 9 to 9 Spawned disease of the mind

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      3. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion "21 days without Due Process? Sounds sublime." When everyone's kids get Benzene sick GOP will deny same in even quicker time.

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      1. jker100000‏ @Jker100000Jker 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion DO u agree w @GovChristie #quarantine 4 ANYONE returning from WAfrica that had contact w #Ebola victims? Retweet if YES

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