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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Oct 2014

    Antidepressant Can’t Believe It’s Expected To Fix This Mess All On Its Own http://onion.com/1tiWcIB pic.twitter.com/y6hAWe9UlV

    10:41 AM - 29 Oct 2014
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      2. lissa‏ @lissa3213love 29 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Snap_Politics IT DOES NOT HELP!!!

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      3. Snap Politics‏ @Snap_Politics 29 Oct 2014
        Replying to @lissa3213love

        @lissa3213love @TheOnion You do know The Onion is a parody news outlet? Just checking . Want you laughing, not depressed;)

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      5. lissa‏ @lissa3213love 29 Oct 2014

        @Snap_Politics @TheOnion not depressed just don't like what's happening in the world right now...:))

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      1. Jack Smith‏ @jacktweets55 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion do you guys just sit around and think of these lol

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      1. Mike TiricoSuave‏ @ScottAM54 29 Oct 2014
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        @vivalahal3y RT @TheOnion: Antidepressant Can’t Believe It’s Expected To Fix This Mess All On Its Ownhttp://onion.com/1tiWcIB 

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      1. Diana‏ @divad2636 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Treat yourself & read "Talking Back to Prozac" #EyeOpener

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      1. Angie Rice‏ @AngieKRice 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion this is a very offensive article on your part. So many in our country suffer with mental illness. Making a joke is reprehensible!

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      1. Becky‏ @davefan 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Hysterical! 😄

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      1. Jaron Burns‏ @JBurns13 29 Oct 2014
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        YES. “@TheOnion: Antidepressant Can’t Believe It’s Expected To Fix This Mess All On Its Own http://onion.com/1tiWcIB  pic.twitter.com/9uNUxd07Ba”

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      1. Allison Brooks‏ @madhatternews 29 Oct 2014
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        lol @TheOnion

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      1. SoULiDiFLy‏ @SoULiDiFLy 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion We nevr really needed u & you can actualy retire now cuz Seattlian's can now use a natural plant 4 help without ur 70 crazy sidefx

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      1. Zero G Badillion‏ @ZeroGBadillion 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @SanhoTree Prozac calls for reinforcements: ***Try New Fukitols***

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      1. Lara Naaman‏ @laranaaman 29 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Antidepressant Can’t Believe It’s Expected To Fix This Mess All On Its Own http://onion.com/1tiWcIB  pic.twitter.com/Y3NdqtxIai”

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      1. Kevin | Perky‏ @PerkyandSaggy 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Antidepressant should try taking antianxiety

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      1. Robert‏ @Noodle_killer 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion 20mg's Im on 200mg is that bad???

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      1. B≡NT ϟHΔP≡S‏ @bentshapes 29 Oct 2014
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        .@TheOnion 20mg SSRI/day? I piss 20mg.

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