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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Oct 2014

    In Commentary: I Don’t Support Feminism If It Means Murdering All Menhttp://onion.com/1tC8QDX 

    6:00 PM - 28 Oct 2014
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      1. Mel‏ @Tweetsnwhatnot 28 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Agree to disagree. RT @TheOnion: In Commentary: I Don’t Support Feminism If It Means Murdering All Menhttp://onion.com/1tC8QDX 

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      1. jonathon taylor thomas‏ @KatSpleen1 28 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Commentary: I Don’t Support Feminism If It Means Murdering All Men http://onion.com/1tC8QDX ” @LilDrummerBoa

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      1. Susannah Sack‏ @sus_sack 28 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Commentary: I Don’t Support Feminism If It Means Murdering All Men http://onion.com/1tC8QDX ” @paulpohto33

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      1. STIVETTE BROWNHOLLOW‏ @Stivette 30 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Commentary: I Don’t Support Feminism If It Means Murdering All Men http://onion.com/1tC8QDX ” ❤️❤️❤️😂❤️❤️❤️😂❤️❤️❤️

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      1. Scream Louder‏ @stevelle 29 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Commentary: I Don’t Support Feminism If It Means Murdering All Men http://onion.com/1tC8QDX ” That's just beyond the pale.

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      1. Rose Water‏ @RoseWaterMag 29 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Commentary: I Don’t Support Feminism If It Means Murdering All Men http://onion.com/1tC8QDX ” The Onion shedding some light!

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      1. Mr Berry‏ @berry_mr 29 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion this is the stupidest article you have ever put out there. Domestic Violence suffers are 94% women. This is shameful

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      1. Theo Leigh‏ @1000DaysOfRain 29 Oct 2014
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        .@TheOnion @MaraWritesStuff countdown to my dad posting this on his Facebook and taking it completely seriously...

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      1. Matt Chernos‏ @mchernos 29 Oct 2014
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        A well balanced, thoughtful article“@TheOnion: In Commentary: I Don’t Support Feminism If It Means Murdering All Men http://onion.com/1tC8QDX ”

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      1. Terpsichori Savvala‏ @Terpsichori_ 28 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t think all men should be exterminated" http://onion.com/1tC8QDX ”

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      2. bela lugosi’s dad‏ @toypadlock 28 Oct 2014
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        @ellesmilez @theonion nope, read it again

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      4. bela lugosi’s dad‏ @toypadlock 28 Oct 2014
        Replying to @ellesmilez

        @ellesmilez @theonion lol sorry so many people have been incredibly stupid about it i assumed you were too. apologies.

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      1. Sarajane Winchester‏ @swinches1 28 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Do you really think it's funny that some women want to KILL men? Because they really do. It's not parody. Do some research.

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      2. Jarrett Moore‏ @jarrett_moore 28 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @schultz_cja

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      3. Claire Amy Schultz‏ @schultz_cja 28 Oct 2014
        Replying to @jarrett_moore

        @jarrett_moore ha. Sorry not sorry for being a feminist then.

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