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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Oct 2014

    "Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t think all men should be exterminated!" http://onion.com/1tFIBO1 pic.twitter.com/GN7eiKtCoM

    9:53 AM - 28 Oct 2014
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      2.  🎃ʙᴀʙᴀ ʏᴏɢᴀ 🎃‏ @bureaukat 28 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: "Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t think all men should be exterminated!" http://onion.com/1tFIBO1 " LOOK AT THE BYLINE.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Cronenberg Nolan 🧟‍♂️‏ @nolan_mcbride 28 Oct 2014
        Replying to @bureaukat

        @bureaukat @TheOnion phew! I was worried about extermination there for a minute.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  🎃ʙᴀʙᴀ ʏᴏɢᴀ 🎃‏ @bureaukat 28 Oct 2014
        Replying to @nolan_mcbride

        @nolan_mcbride The Onion *is* satire, so don't get too comfy yet. 🔪

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Cronenberg Nolan 🧟‍♂️‏ @nolan_mcbride 28 Oct 2014
        Replying to @bureaukat

        @bureaukat 🙀

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      6. Thomas‏ @tomofotter 28 Oct 2014
        Replying to @nolan_mcbride

        @nolan_mcbride @bureaukat smartly positioned yourself as a cat to avoid death.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. Linearly Independent‏ @JoachimRussells 28 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @randomfox It's a cold day in hell when The Onion's parody is... how normal people should be.

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      2. Morgan Shoaff‏Verified account @Morganized 28 Oct 2014
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        Hahah RT @TheOnion: "Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t think all men should be exterminated!" http://onion.com/1tFIBO1 pic.twitter.com/F1TUI9qJ1F

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      1. dam this bitch gets on my fuckin nerves!‏ @_sarUGH_ 29 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: "Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t think all men should be exterminated!" http://onion.com/1tFIBO1  pic.twitter.com/sGqJLYCCYT” yes

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      1. beynance‏ @nanceee94 28 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t think all men should be exterminated!" http://onion.com/1tFIBO1  " @EVT1993 LOL I ❤️ the onion

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      1. JulesSpaniardRaimes‏ @JulesSRaimes 28 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @doomwulf The Onion becoming a real and factual news source, the world has gone insane :P

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      1. McDaniel‏ @McDaniel9 28 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @elyse_hyper

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      1. Fail★‏ @SetSailFourFail 28 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @daddy_warpig when did the onion become more factual than msnbc?

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      1. Rachel Dayman‏ @devurrn 28 Oct 2014
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        .@TheOnion Retweeting is not enough for this article. I may have it tattooed on me. Absolutely brilliantly done. Everyone read!

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      1. master rod‏ @masterrod2 28 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion terrible strategy for women..

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      2. Hope‏ @HMannon 28 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ZachSJGrady wow I love how uneducated most Americans are about feminism.

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      3. James Grady‏ @ZacharySJGrady 28 Oct 2014
        Replying to @HMannon

        @HMannon @TheOnion you realize it's satire right?

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      4. Hope‏ @HMannon 28 Oct 2014
        Replying to @ZacharySJGrady

        @ZachSJGrady @TheOnion yeah but most people would look at that and be like OMG I totally agree.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. 𝓟𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓰𝓲𝓬𝓾𝓼‏ @Phrenologicus 3 Nov 2014
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        @clownfall I thought @TheOnion was satire? Do they know #killallmen is a thing?

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      1. [[[Tom Rogers]]] Ⓐ 📎‏ @ishsregor 30 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @Justinsweh Thanks!

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