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The Onion! “@TheOnion: Cake Left Out In Break Room With No Instructions http://onion.com/1xaqkWY pic.twitter.com/lXPmlRKahp”
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The Onion! “@TheOnion: Cake Left Out In Break Room With No Instructions http://onion.com/1xaqkWY pic.twitter.com/lXPmlRKahp”
@TheOnion Too real.
@TheOnion @LauraLeeActor That was 5 hours hours ago, what's stopping anybody; it's getting stale!
@TheOnion @thirddegree11 Have your cake...and eat it, too!
Oh, the mystery, the anticipation. @TheOnion: Cake Left Out In Break Room With No Instructions http://onion.com/1xaqkWY pic.twitter.com/QhgLX20iQE
"@TheOnion: Cake Left Out In Break Room With No Instructions http://onion.com/1xaqkWY pic.twitter.com/nzOK9aFmMg"
This is perfect
@TheOnion
PC police like it blank
@TheOnion bahahaaa!
@TheOnion are folks being super polite?
@TheOnion no instructions are needed when it comes to cake. The obvious answer is to eat it lol
@TheOnion wouldn't last 3minutes in our breakroom! Eat me, was off have been implied...
@TheOnion Anyone there ever read Ball Four or hear of Doug Rader?
I love this so much RT @TheOnion Cake Left Out In Break Room With No Instructions http://onion.com/1xaqkWY https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/526829800825319424 …
@AJVoelpelCG All-time fave will always be the "F it, we're going to 5 blades" razor op-ed
@RyanBallengee Ha, that one is great! Although this could be my favorite ever. So damn funny.
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