“@TheOnion: In Focus: Last Male Heir To Bloodline Watches Movie Alone On Laptop http://onion.com/1wv2w0F pic.twitter.com/8djfv3B4Nr” #life
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“@TheOnion: In Focus: Last Male Heir To Bloodline Watches Movie Alone On Laptop http://onion.com/1wv2w0F pic.twitter.com/8djfv3B4Nr” #life
@TheOnion thanks for not using my picture for this.
@TheOnion @LeeAnnMcAdoo I find this more relatable than I'd like to admit.They've sure made it easy to want to give up, and hard to continue
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Last Male Heir To Bloodline Watches Movie Alone On Laptop http://onion.com/1wv2w0F pic.twitter.com/pxUki6Td4p” @mossnfoss
@TheOnion The Onion is always mocking 32 year-old single guys. Guess I should just go take a nice warm bath and throw in the toaster
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Last Male Heir To Bloodline Watches Movie Alone On Laptop http://onion.com/1wv2w0F pic.twitter.com/f6O1JuGaL5”@JoshHeter
@rosered764 i have no idea what this has to do with me.
@TheOnion @MZHemingway Not to worry Nate. By inclusive fitness, your w-value may be close to 0.5 by my efforts alone. Your name is toast tho
@TheOnion its prolly a snuff film
@TheOnion @scruffbeast I feel this
@TheOnion That being said, this was predictably hilarious.
#demographicwinter via @TheOnion: Last Male Heir To Bloodline Watches Movie Alone On Laptop http://onion.com/1wv2w0F pic.twitter.com/6wvc0SP8A4
@TheOnion Get this guy some vagina quick #weneedthosebabies
@TheOnion Oh ... :(
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