@TheOnion as I suspected.
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@TheOnion how would more humans be born if everyone lived less than a week?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion About 70 percent never have.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've always suspected this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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