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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Oct 2014

    Boston Cruise Line Introduces New Whale Ramming Tour http://onion.com/1xi8zoL pic.twitter.com/D4tuMsk9wt

    11:06 AM - 24 Oct 2014
    • 307 Retweets
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    31 replies 307 retweets 316 likes
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      2. Tobey Curtis‏ @Mojoshark 24 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally. RT "@TheOnion: Boston Cruise Line Introduces New Whale Ramming Tour http://onion.com/1xi8zoL  pic.twitter.com/6EoB1yAcu6”

        3 replies 2 retweets 4 likes
      3. Jeffrey Carrier‏ @SharkDoctor 24 Oct 2014
        Replying to @Mojoshark

        @TheOnion I predict before night ends @WhySharksMatter and @Mojoshark will be soundly rebuked for supporting slaughter of marine mammals! ;)

        3 replies 4 retweets 2 likes
      4. Tobey Curtis‏ @Mojoshark 24 Oct 2014
        Replying to @SharkDoctor

        @SharkDoctor @WhySharksMatter I won't be able to hear the rebukes over the loud crunching of whale bones.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Dr. David Shiffman‏Verified account @WhySharksMatter 24 Oct 2014
        Replying to @Mojoshark

        @Mojoshark @SharkDoctor You're making me hungry

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Jeffrey Carrier‏ @SharkDoctor 24 Oct 2014
        Replying to @WhySharksMatter

        @WhySharksMatter @Mojoshark I'll be the first to write a scathing diatribe. Want it in French? Just sayin'... in case it's read by your fan?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Tobey Curtis‏ @Mojoshark 24 Oct 2014
        Replying to @SharkDoctor

        @SharkDoctor @WhySharksMatter That's some big talk for someone with only 183 followers.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Jeffrey Carrier‏ @SharkDoctor 24 Oct 2014
        Replying to @Mojoshark

        @Mojoshark @WhySharksMatter It's now down to three after your post. BUT------- they are the BEST three in the Twitter universe Mr. 1066! ;)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. chicken chigyrtma (feat. nut brown)‏ @PolarBearColony 24 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Boston Cruise Line Introduces New Whale Ramming Tour http://onion.com/1xi8zoL  pic.twitter.com/1xXGWoREuT” @Dooezer

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. Mango Meat‏ @ktweetyD 24 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Boston Cruise Line Introduces New Whale Ramming Tour http://onion.com/1xi8zoL  pic.twitter.com/8Zu2zshEEs” @kelseyysimmons wtf???

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kel-C❁‏ @kelseyysimmons 24 Oct 2014
        Replying to @ktweetyD

        @ktweetyD @TheOnion wut? 😟

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
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      2. McColl Magazine_Malcolm‏ @McCollMagazine 24 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @grantwarkentin oh yah, the Onion. Sorry bout that

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. McColl Magazine_Malcolm‏ @McCollMagazine 24 Oct 2014
        Replying to @McCollMagazine

        @TheOnion @grantwarkentin Got me again. I hate myself (for reading the Onion) LOL

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Grant Warkentin‏ @grantwarkentin 24 Oct 2014
        Replying to @McCollMagazine

        @McCollMagazine haha! Always check the source :)

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Clayton LaPlant‏ @clayton988 24 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion @LiselTheWeasel Boston Cruise Line Introduces New Whale Ramming Tour http://onion.com/1xi8zoL  pic.twitter.com/Y0RX8XDrnn”

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. William M.‏ @nocnurse2 27 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Boston Cruise Line Introduces New Whale Ramming Tour http://onion.com/1xi8zoL  pic.twitter.com/wckKHmUzii”. Funny but messed up.

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      1. Laura McNally Mowrer‏ @LauraMcMowrer 24 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @IvyMcNally

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