@TheOnion Hobbies do provide enjoyment and purpose, however, the end statement about . . until cardiac arrest is a little dramatic.
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@JessFaulknerOH I think you're missing the point of The Onion's coverage
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@camfaulkner Not trying to seem callous, but I don't see anything in the article that states why he has 18 years remaining? -
@JessFaulknerOH the Onion is joke news. Meant to be funny and to get a chuckle out of you. That's all!
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@camfaulkner Noted. Glad you got an extra chuckle out of this. I aim to please . . . again it seems.
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@TheOnion Got his wellies doeshe? Don't forget@DockyardDerby@Dockers@patagonia And#Skinsosoft#keepFlyinginsectsaway TY@mountainderbyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@LouiseMensch and ease the transition.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Love this!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why man must have been written by an AssholeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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