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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Oct 2014

    Researchers also recommend slowly tightening one’s grip around their boss’s throat http://onion.com/1uLEz1V pic.twitter.com/JdVIFNVgxZ

    12:31 PM - 23 Oct 2014
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      2. Travels with coffee‏ @speich4fun 23 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion http://onion.com/1uLEz1V  pic.twitter.com/uucvDUAu7O” is that so @danielnilsson77

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      1. Jessica Yaeger‏ @StrawbabyMama 23 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion I knew I was going about getting a raise the wrong way #AgressiveNegotiation

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      1. douglas w oconnor‏ @dougwoconnor42 23 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion lok like she got it in hand

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      1. Catherine R Brickell‏ @catrbrickell 23 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion that white chick in there is hot, who is that? ;)

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      1. Chris‏ @eat_sleep_film 23 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion I must try this at work tomorrow lol

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      1. michael reeder‏ @Wwwesternreeder 23 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion let me say one thing if your working anywhere you have to respect your boss or you might just get fired

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      1. Russian Russian Russian and no I am not Russian‏ @itsnotthegun 23 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion lol, I should try this on my manager.

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      1. Fred Johnson‏ @FredJsports 23 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Strain Asylum‏ @BrighidsForge 23 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion I wonder if that works for GETTING a job?

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      1. Make $45's followers  🦇 💩 🤪 - VOTE 11/6‏ @maddux_boy 23 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion So THAT is what @TimBaffoe is going to look like in 20 years?

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      1. Frank Whelan‏Verified account @FWhelanMedia 23 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion That's how I roll, anyway. Rollin' straight into my second sentence for assault. But, dat monaaaaay. Etc.

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      1. JohannMG‏ @Johann_MG 23 Oct 2014
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        Hmmm. Ideas… RT @TheOnion: Researchers also recommend slowly tightening one’s grip around their boss’s throatpic.twitter.com/tkyOnHwlEk

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      1. Tom Mach‏ @kansasauthor 23 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion This sounds like Democrats slamming the American people and saying "I need more cash."

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