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“@TheOnion: Greyhound Offering Premium Upgrade To Slightly Less Disgusting Seats http://onion.com/1wv2cA3 pic.twitter.com/PNXKFj25fy” @Shadow_me
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@TheOnion Please..Please save me the seat next to the stench from Hades "Restroom!"
@TheOnion "Greyhound to switch to an all window seat model. Because no one wants aisle seats."
@TheOnion is greyhound owned by @FrontierCare ?
@abbyd00 No relationship at all, but thanks for asking. ^KH
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.@TheOnion Now I can go home to visit @pudgey97 in style.
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