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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Oct 2014

    In Focus: Nazi SS Cemetery Desecrated By Pro-Semitic Graffiti http://onion.com/1uuZ7vn pic.twitter.com/YBvzWRDHBS

    12:03 PM - 20 Oct 2014
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    34 replies 471 retweets 586 likes
      1. The David Project‏ @David_Project 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, you satire you! “@TheOnion: In Focus: Nazi SS Cemetery Desecrated By Pro-Semitic Graffiti http://onion.com/1uuZ7vn  pic.twitter.com/mmsjFAU8mV”

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      2. Born & Bred‏ @LkwdKidSays 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @bob71049

        @bob71049 Hi, dummy. The Onion is a satire newspaper. Know what that is? It means it's fake news. Never happened, idiot. Thnx for ur input.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Born & Bred‏ @LkwdKidSays 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @bob71049

        @bob71049 Well it didn't happen. And by the way, I'm Jewish. So please lecture me how I have no respect for the dead. I'll wait.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      6. Mary‏ @HeathenBlonde 23 Oct 2014
        Replying to @bob71049

        @bob71049 @BumpinGemz @LkwdKidSays #thingsgoodchristianssaypic.twitter.com/vuV7gXXZH4

        4 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      8. ~*~MarilynFan~*~‏ @TheOtherRosie 23 Oct 2014
        Replying to @bob71049

        @bob71049 @HeathenBlonde @BumpinGemz @LkwdKidSays Those of us who find the truth about religion, become atheists.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. FreeYourMind‏ @arubayss 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @muzeart StayCalm.Thats why its called #neonazi prepared for the #WW3 where #Christian #Muslims & some #Jews will be slaughtered

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. FreeYourMind‏ @arubayss 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @arubayss

        @TheOnion @muzeart dont. Use the knowledge 2 understand why its happening and where we go and accept it;) I guess lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. (((beit halachmi)))‏ @muzeart 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @arubayss

        @arubayss if it was only that simple, but reality is that ppl r dying, and no cause justifies it. I'm trying...

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      5. FreeYourMind‏ @arubayss 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @muzeart

        @muzeart that is the reality. We #Iraq are facing reality since 1991 #USA btw thats why im calm

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Clayton LaPlant‏ @clayton988 20 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion @German_History RT In Focus: Nazi SS Cemetery Desecrated By Pro-Semitic Graffiti http://onion.com/1uuZ7vn  pic.twitter.com/oTB4LTlx0P”

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      1. Sum Ugly Nigga‏ @lilgreaze 20 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @__hesk__ they gonna get gassed bruh

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      1. Clark Stooksbury‏ @clarkstooksbury 20 Oct 2014
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        'Bout time RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Nazi SS Cemetery Desecrated By Pro-Semitic Graffiti http://onion.com/1uuZ7vn pic.twitter.com/CraHHagZX6

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      1. Frankie Taylor‏ @AprilBride14 20 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Love the #TopsyTurvy

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      1. Dave‏ @RetireInReutte 20 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Now that's funny. :)

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