Sadly, @TheOnion stories are getting more real: | Report: More Americans Saving Money For Child’s Unemployment http://onion.com/1wWSiVP ”
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@TheOnion: Top Story | Report: More Americans Saving Money For Child’s Unemployment http://onion.com/1wWSiVP ” LMFAOOOOO

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SO close to reality though! RT "
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@TheOnion Making sure your kid doesn't go to school for business administration or liberal arts will probably give you a better returnThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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