MT @TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1FlYz3v pic.twitter.com/mSnD3Wpykj c: @madhulikasikka
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MT @TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1FlYz3v pic.twitter.com/mSnD3Wpykj c: @madhulikasikka
@TheOnion @Kuku_Sabzi How bout 19 year olds?
@Myclecycles @TheOnion That's when you want to thaw them out.
@TheOnion More humane than chaining them to looms, It isn't? oh! faux pas...I thought it showed how far employers have come in humane care
@TheOnion finally, a reasonable alternative to the dismemberment and disposal of children, but doesn't make FACEBOOK prolife.
“@TheOnion: FB Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1FlYz3v pic.twitter.com/AADBCBKFld”
LOL! #mommyproblems
“@TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1FlYz3v pic.twitter.com/9d51oNLpGm” #leanin #nextlevel
@TheOnion Is that Michael Cera?
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