“@TheOnion: In Local News: Lifelong Dream No Match For First Brush With Adversity http://onion.com/1FlPiIO pic.twitter.com/EnVgfSUfsD”FUNNIEST!
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“@TheOnion: In Local News: Lifelong Dream No Match For First Brush With Adversity http://onion.com/1FlPiIO pic.twitter.com/EnVgfSUfsD”FUNNIEST!
“@TheOnion: Lifelong Dream No Match For First Brush With Adversity http://onion.com/1FlPiIO " Aah, mediocrity my old friend.


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@TheOnion Funny--but the world needs less people with that attitude. #chasethedream
@TheOnion SOMOS 7.000 MILLONES DE PERSONAS QUE NOS OPONEMOS A OTRA GUERRA MUNDIAL. http://alfredoteranjijon.blogspot.com/
@alfredoteranj @TheOnion que malo...tu
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