@TheOnion @MissTakeGame he's just doing his job. How else is he going to feed his wife and four children?
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@TheOnion it's a tough economy... A job's a job.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@worthplaying Fond video game memories.#NostalgiaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Guard In Video Game Under Orders To Repeatedly Pace Same Stretch Of Hallway http://onion.com/1pnN3dG ”@DanRyckert@drewscanlonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion god I love MGS. That is all.#snakeissolidThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Just a cardboard box in the hallway."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LIES!! He said "what was that noise?" Obviously a false interviewThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Top Story: Twitter parody account under strict orders to repeatedly post duplicate articlesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and if you encounter a fellow security guard with a snapped neck, look around for a minute then get back on patrolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @johnbalaleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Stephangle I dunno why you lock your tweets. I can't retweet them. This was funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i infiltrated where guards had similar orders. i wouldnt have achieved#goldeneye cheats if any guards broke their routines.#skillThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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