HAAA! RT @TheOnion: Quality Of Sleep May Be Affected By Abandoning Family In 1994 http://onion.com/1pnMjoW pic.twitter.com/r3jCshKMxc
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HAAA! RT @TheOnion: Quality Of Sleep May Be Affected By Abandoning Family In 1994 http://onion.com/1pnMjoW pic.twitter.com/r3jCshKMxc
@TheOnion "I slept so much better without the kids around."
@TheOnion love you guys / never did pull your punches
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