@TheOnion @GeerlingsJack by "armed" they mean he possessed arms. attached at his shoulders. connected to his hands.
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@TheOnion@FireUpOnFBI American cops love lighting people up!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he had both arms if I remember correctly.#TrueStoryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed http://onion.com/1pnM5OC pic.twitter.com/TCm8coEsa9
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@300JayRod it's a joke you serf -
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@300JayRod calm down cauliflower
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@TheOnion: Top Story: Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed http://onion.com/1pnM5OC pic.twitter.com/N6MDZVkB0o”
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