@TheOnion @sjfaraway what a bunch of Bull! Bet our taxes paid for this pack of lies.
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@DuranceauRandi It is an especially well-timed joke for me, as I've been married for 15 years. A little satire for your day. :)
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@TheOnion 15? I thought it was 7. Where did the phrase 7-year-itch come from?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion people need more scruples thenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Complete rubbish! It's just getting exciting at that stage! Who comes up with this stuff?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Katy Perry & Justin Bieber embrace Islam. Here is why & what happened?: https://justpaste.it/religionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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