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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Oct 2014

    "This is the message that will eventually reach an estimated 200 billion stars." http://onion.com/ZGsd2J pic.twitter.com/vP0hqzD6W8

    10:48 AM - 16 Oct 2014
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      2.  🎃 💀Bloody Queen  💀 🎃‏ @Lokiisbliss 16 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane @Guerra_Assassin lmboooo Ok this is not what I wanted my donation money to go toward tbh.

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      3. Nidia Guerra‏ @Gracious_War 16 Oct 2014
        Replying to @Lokiisbliss

        @KirasOfficial @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane looooolz

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      1. Rebecca Wagner‏ @BecLizWag 16 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion And raise money for "research."

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      1. Liam Tyrer‏ @LiamTyrer1 16 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Good to see all that charity money going to good use #sarcasm

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      1. Lee Nelson‏Verified account @anchordude 16 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane @SharonRoseNews thought you'd get a kick out of this.

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      1. Jonathan Levitt‏ @JWLevitt 16 Oct 2014
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        @kmaecags RT @TheOnion: "This is the message that will reach an estimated 200 billion stars." http://onion.com/ZGsd2J pic.twitter.com/AtA4DDm5Bm

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      1. Jessica Petersen‏ @jessfpetersen 18 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @JCampisano:when will @SusanGKomen& @NancyGBrinker c the damage that has been done?this article is embarrassing for them.

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      1. Megan McPherson‏ @chixieox 17 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane what a fkn waste of money

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      1. Nick‏ @DickNaehling 16 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion so that's where the rest of the money that doesn't go to the president of the program goes... #TheMoreYouKnow

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      1. Rebecca Lombardo - Author, Advocate, Podcaster‏Verified account @BekaLombardo 16 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlanepic.twitter.com/XbjPuoHlFt

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      1. *It's all about selling Tide & Buicks* 🌹🕆‏ @ChollyGee 16 Oct 2014
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        @SethMacFarlane @TheOnion oh yes because the politicization of breast cancer has run out of rivers to make pink

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      1. Bima Yu‏ @bimayu 16 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Susan G...We Komen for you niggah...#prowrestlingjoke

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      1. Dan Davis‏ @theHobbyStudios 16 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "This is the message that will eventually reach an estimated 200 billion stars." http://onion.com/ZGsd2J  pic.twitter.com/npYUj5uZfG”

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      1. killking110‏ @TheKillerisDeed 16 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane while all the other cancers are killing people also but don't get the vital media attention

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      1. Jay Bukartek‏ @JAYXXX1 16 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane NICE WE CAN FIGHT THIS CANCER WITH A PAIR OF JAYS PANTS 1 SIDE LONG AND 1 SIDE SHORT OK MY BFF 7024800366 JAY

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      1.  🏥Doc 🏏‏ @CricketMedicine 16 Oct 2014
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        . @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane #Executivebeggars http://www.dallasnews.com/business/columnists/cheryl-hall/20131230-komen-founder-nancy-brinker-takes-a-159000-pay-cut.ece … 159000! Jeez

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      1. Jessica‏ @TruJessBitchezz 16 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane It is getting to be a bit much. Seriously. October already made me paranoid because of scary movies, now this!!!

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