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Spot on, as always, @TheOnion Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1vf6N9n pic.twitter.com/lP36ymvJui
RT @TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1vf6N9n / nailed it...
RT @TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1vf6N9n pic.twitter.com/VCuMrYGDDN
End of mat leave humor from @TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Childrenhttp://onion.com/1vf6N9n
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@TheOnion Makes them easier to slice really thinly for sukiyaki.
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@TheOnion @zarinahagnew appalling
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“@TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1vf6N9n pic.twitter.com/QvqC5ILkOq” no limit 2 stupidity
Hilarious. RT @TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1vf6N9n pic.twitter.com/TFK01ffCPt
@ileapoet “@TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1vf6N9n pic.twitter.com/4cIc2gUjzN”
@TheOnion next you know the company will freeze their fathers and we will be stuck with a bunch of freeze pops.
@TheOnion omg freaking hilarious
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