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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Oct 2014

    Report: More Americans Saving Money For Child’s Unemployment http://onion.com/1Dd7Wkb pic.twitter.com/c7NPfRpJnm

    1:23 PM - 15 Oct 2014
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      2. marcus kelson‏ @marcuskelson 15 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @episode2480 closer to the truth than some would believe I suspect..

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      4. marcus kelson‏ @marcuskelson 15 Oct 2014
        Replying to @episode2480

        @episode2480 @TheOnion we have Mr 20 year old still with us, that article was pretty close to the truth..

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      5. marcus kelson‏ @marcuskelson 15 Oct 2014
        Replying to @marcuskelson

        @episode2480 @TheOnion er as I said...is it Friday yet?

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      1. GARY KILLPACK‏ @JNE4KLPK 15 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion or maybe they will just refreeze them till later.

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      2. Serial Meower‏ @WutUMeowin 15 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion More Americans having children they can't support.

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      1. Angela Someone‏ @CanUsay143 15 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion lol

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      1. Kevin PC‏ @1QEntanglement 15 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Report: More Americans Saving Money For Child’s Unemployment http://onion.com/1Dd7Wkb  pic.twitter.com/xyEgPZy1vN”

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      1. RJP III‏ @theonlyripcity 15 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Report: More Americans Saving Money For Child’s Unemployment http://onion.com/1Dd7Wkb  pic.twitter.com/hHr2Ml7o68” or just work harder

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      1. Wittyteddybear6‏ @omhharris1 15 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Kathi Apostolidis‏ @kgapo 15 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion seems they earn enough... in other countries couples don't have children bcs they are unemployed...

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      1. its me ;)‏ @Malibugirl01 15 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion 😂😂✌️

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      1. Larry Rowe‏ @oldtimer1968 15 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion This is one time Satire happens to be fact!

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      1. R. Nigh‏ @TwitchieRich 15 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion that girl tho

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      1. Owaiz Dadabhoy‏ @owaizdadabhoy 15 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: More Americans Saving Money For Child’s Unemployment http://onion.com/1Dd7Wkb  pic.twitter.com/5i2xYoSt1d” Another reason to save :)

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