@TheOnion theres another option for that which is a lot cheaper. its called using protection.
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@TheOnion@Mercutio_M jajajajaja MOLA mil millones de veces a la décima potencia. -
@tijuaneada@TheOnion Ojalá congerlarlos los fines de semana y cuando cierran las guardes. -
@Mercutio_M@TheOnion Y un botón de fastforward que se salte la pubertad y la adolescencia, URGE.#peticiónseria
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@TheOnion "freezing a female employee’s husband until he is emotionally prepared to be a father" LMAOThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @auntieloca It's a natural extension!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion now you can "Lean In" so hard that you can't distinguish the corporate ass from your mouth!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion w whose sperm though?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wait... is that Michael Cera???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Did you mean UNborn children LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AdebisiSC omfg, i think I`m about to pukeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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